Solution to Constipation

A hot new product has satisfied users running to do their Number Twos — and cleaning up their systems

Apparently, the latest icebreaker these days is asking people if they’ve tried C-Lium Fibre. In a group of seven, there’s bound to be one who’ll eagerly offering a testimonial about this all-natural, organic supplement that helps clean the intestines of toxins. Originally intended for people who suffer from constipation, the product also helps those with regular bowel movement. As of last count, we’ve already met a model, a writer, an ex-presidentiable’s wife, society babes, and a broadcast journalist who’ve made it their habit to drink a glass of the soluble fiber every morning (before breakfast, to lose weight; during breakfast, to aid “bowel movement”).

The last laugh belongs to those who’ve never had problems doing the Number Two. Because psyllium husks, the only ingredient in C-Lium Fibre, are not digested in the intestines but broken down in the colon, it is unequalled in removing accumulated wastes effectively — good news to those who’ve always thought of getting, or are already addicted to, colonic treatment. Those who are regular in their toilet habits are surprised to find out, after taking C-Lium, how much waste is actually stored in their colon and intestine. Apparently, just because you’re regular doesn’t mean you’ve completely eliminated the waste and toxins stored in your colon and intestine.

C-Lium Fibre is being sold locally by Albert M. Garcia, a preventive health practitioner for 25 years. “I was looking for solutions to prevet the onset of diseases associated with the aging process, and with external health threats from day-to-day living. The ultimate solution to all my concerns was actually quite simple,” he shares. “I realized that, by achieving a healthy bowel movement and digestive system, an increased sense of well-being can be experienced, continuously and consistently.”

Those used to carrying a newspaper with them to the toilet would be advised to bring notes that come with a bottle of C-Lium Fibre instead. Among other things, it tells you that not all fibers are the same, that psyllium husks are also good fat absorbers and therefore help produce the risk of heart disease, that it’s good for diabetics, and that there is actually such a thing as a “healthy” stool — hint: they should be floaters, not sinkers. Before you finish reading the notes, you’ll be done with Number Two and ready to enjoy ther rest of the day.